Weird Science: Sister Edition

So apparently my sister is jealous that I can wear skinny jeans. It's not that she CAN'T wear them. Fuck, she's skinnier than me. It's that she thinks her legs are too short and stumpy to pull off getting into this new fashionable (and I use the term loosely) form of sausage casing. Honestly, when my mother informed me of this I thought my sister was crazy. "Of course, she can wear skinny jeans," I thought. I mean, she has legs so it's kind of like 'duh.' I guess the main issue is that she's jealous that I have longer legs that aren't predominately thighs. Whatever. I'd gladly trade her my 'long' legs for her elongated torso. Fuck, self-criticism of the body is the worst, am I right ladies?